What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Nippies

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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