- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

PENIS

fack me!

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What is cold? Winter

Spotto

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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