what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

how do you confuse a blond?

justin bieber

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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