- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Your mom.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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