- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

matty russel are you on here

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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