Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What is cold? Winter

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Spotto

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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hey bill!

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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