- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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