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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What is cold? Winter

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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