I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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