- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Wanna hear a joke? No.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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