Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Well educated black man.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Gorden Brown.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Anti Joke

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