What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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