My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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poop is very very yummy.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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