What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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I was born.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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God is real

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Black History Month

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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