Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

your father died

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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