Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

An Asian walks out of the library.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Jews

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

A: B: No pun intended.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Matt Damon

hey guys what's up?

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Knock knock. Come in.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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