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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Obama

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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