Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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She said no

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Wade

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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knock knock who's there aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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