How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

soccor

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

fack me!

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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