- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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