Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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