- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

A blind man walks into a pole.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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