- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Like if you like big tits.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Snausages.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

bob saget

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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