- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

A midget walks under a bar

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

I share two rooms with my mother.

This sentence is false.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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