Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Knock knock. Come in.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

milly, milly, milly, cat

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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