- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

milly, milly, milly, cat

Snarf Nuggets

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

A Frenchman stays and fights

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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