Penal Dysfunction

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Knock Knock! Come in.

AIDS

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Today is May 18 2016.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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