Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

when debbie meets downer

Netflix and chill

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

my shift key is broken1

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

what's brown and sticky? A stick

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

I was born.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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