What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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