What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

how now brown cow. WTF.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's up brah brah

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops