- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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