Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Kelly Clarkson

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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What is cold? Winter

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Penis

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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