- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Can you see this brett? Connor

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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