- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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