- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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