penis

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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