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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Cancer.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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