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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

heat!

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Pokemon go: Team mystic

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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