Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Please Rape William Wright

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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