A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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