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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Doorbell salesman.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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