- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Netflix and chill

when debbie meets downer

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Well educated black man.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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