Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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