Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Badgers are cool

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What's up brah brah

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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