What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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9/11

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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knock knock whos there not me

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Poop

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Jews.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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