- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Some people like melon and others like soup.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

What just hit my face? The floor

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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