- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

women's rights

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

i have yougurt with tractor

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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