Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Yo mamas so fat

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I like pom

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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dead battery come on down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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