- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

shammmm is a lesbian.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

i can't stand cripple jokes

miley cyrus

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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