whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

You're tall.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

John Stamos.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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