Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Mark Wilson

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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