- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What is cold? Winter

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

milly, milly, milly, cat

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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