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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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