I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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YOU

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Anti Joke

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