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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

stuarts mum

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What time is it? Refrigerator

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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