- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

women's rights

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

If you are my friend like it!

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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