Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Jersey Shore

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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