I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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she wasn't 18

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Womens rights

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Drunk irish man

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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