- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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