- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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