Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Good luck on your finals everyone!

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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