- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Woman.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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