- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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