What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

yo momma so fat that she's fat

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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