What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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