What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

KKK

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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