Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Fiats

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

i dont like attention whores lol

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

I am a nigger.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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