- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

skurfboards we love fat kids

im a dragon, no im not

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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