Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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bitches be crafty.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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