What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Who has downs this joke

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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