- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

what time is it? 3:16

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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