- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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