What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

That's not what she said.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Chinese drivers.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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