There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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women's rights.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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